OK, so from here on out Wednesdays are all about highlighting the worst in kid-friendly rap. Unfortunately, there's an awful lot to choose from.
Oh my child, have a seat and allow me to tell you about the confusing era known as the late-80's/early-90's. Advertisers had finally figured out that this whole rap thing was maybe more than just a passing fad, and it was time to try to make some $$$$$ off it.
The result: many commercials liks this one.
You know it's going to be a rough ride when the lyrics start with the phrase "I'm" blah-blah-blah "and I'm here to say."
Also: the copywriters couldn't think of a better rap name than Master Rapper?
And if you think that one was bad, check out Barney's follow-up.
Once again: CD Rapper was the best you could do for a name?????